Some friends of mine told me that they can often hear their neighbors having sex through a rather thick apartment wall. I guess they're kinda screamers. They're planning on telling them, but they're not sure how to bring it up. Any ideas?
Our neighbors aren't to fond of us. I would venture a guess that part of that is the loud sex they hear on a nightly basis. jealosuy doesn't look good on anybody, LOL!
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Next time they hear them having sex, after they finish have them scream out "Five more seconds... we're almost done." or have them knock on the door holding Olympic style scoring cards, or record it and send it in annonomously to the radio station.
Ugg we had neighbors above us that we could hear. Bed banging, yelling and so on. Heck we coudl hear the tv. Didn't seem very safe to me to have such thin ceilings, but anyway...we ended up pounding on the ceiling a few times while they were doing it. We also complained to the landlords, but they did nothing. They did stop after we pounded, but our next step was to tape a note to their door to SHUT up!
My wife and I are loud and rough during sex and I counld care less about what the neighbors think. Kinda turns me on that they could hear us when we are really loud.
Here's another one, call the police, tell them you heard "strange" sounds coming from he neighbors, if they don't check it out, call back the next time and complain of "odd smells". That should get some sort of response. I know it worked for the ex-wife and I when we had our apartment and the neighbors were too loud. The guy actually got pissy with the cops and got taken away in cuffs. After that the sounds were much quieter.
Man, are you a tough bunch! Ranger, you're just plain evil! But then you are Darth Vader. I suppose it depends on how your relationship is with your neighbors. If it is pretty good and the noise is constant, I would mention it that you can't sleep at night, but since men have such a macho thing with sexuality(as seen on some previous posts ) then you could relate on their level and mention it as a casual topic over a beer, "Hey, sounds like you and missus are having a good time lately, but seriously dude, you got to let me get some sleep!"