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<Songchick>
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To preface, I'm not going to go into the numbers we were discussing during this, but...

Heroic and I were discussing the "proper" way to measure the length of a man's penis, and we had different philosophies.

I had read somewhere, a long time ago, that you measure a man from the base of the penis, where it meets with the testicles - or on the underside. Hubby said that any guy who measures is using the upperside - the side closest to his tummy, and starting at the base there.

But unless your cock happens to not have a curve, this is going to give you two totally different measurements.

So...

What IS the proper, "standardized" way of measuring a man's cock?

Let the fun discussion ensue.
 
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Measuring the area under a curve takes calculus. However, a better way is "Does it make the partner feel good" then is the proper size!


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Feel free to print out this handy measurement tool! Increments are in "inches"! Big Grin

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Most men measure the way Heroic mentioned..

measuring from the base, under the balls, adds on another 2 or more inches.. wed all have Porno cocks in length if we measured that way
 
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Well I was quite astounded to hear Songchicks apraisal of how big I was! I am about average I'm not a porn star.

So now I am going to crawl under a rock and die of embarassment.
 
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The right way would be to measure from the tummy because measuring underneath would exaggerate the measurement since if it curves the whole of the underside is not going to go in anyway and the tummy will hit the other person's tummy or ass or whatever before the whole of the underside is in. Right?

Did that make sense? and why am I being all serious about it? like mj said as long as it feels good to your partner it's the right size Big Grin
 
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Nicci I promise it all goes in, curve or no Smiler In fact G is not curved when standing to attention.


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Measureing from the side would give an average. But what guy wants to be "average" Razzer
 
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<Songchick>
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Not UNDER the balls! From the area where the balls join the penis. I agree that if you started from the base UNDER the balls it would add too much. But there is a spot right where the testicles and the balls meet.

And the whole curved portion does go in... HAPPY CONTENT SIGH.
 
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<Not Gary>
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I measure from the tummy side, underneath seems too variable, but that would give me more than my 6-1/2 inches, hmmmmm. And a lot of people in chat rooms seem to want to know your size, the bi/gay guys more often than the girls, go figure. I know how some girls feel, some guys really want to suck another guy and almost beg LOL. I guess I shouldn't tease them by letting them see me stroke on cam, huh?

How about measuring by cutting a hole in a piece of panelling, then measure the highest point sticking through it? You could call it Glory Hole Inches hehe.
 
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I'm about 16 inches. Measured from the spleen.


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Um Jack can we see pix of that 16 inches please Smiler


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Jack i am sure the ladies are impressed with the size of your spleen, LMAO!
 
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<World Cup 69>
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Measure any way you want...........we all know that size does not matter! Wink
 
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Indeed WC69 it is not the size of the member it how you us it Smiler


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