LOL! Eddy, you remind me of myself in a lot of ways! I had to laugh when I read about your hemorrhoids. I've got that lovely reminder from having my kids too. My embarassment about them has kept me from doing even very basic things I'd really like to try, like doggie style and woman on top, facing his feet (not sure what that's called?). Maybe I should post a msg asking the guys out there whose partners have that affliction what their opinion is, if it secretly grosses them out or if they couldn't care less or somewhere in between. I'd be super curious to know . . .

Sexymama