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I wasnt sure if this had already been discussed so please point me in the correct direction if it has. My gf doesn't complain about sperm in the shower but I notice she has a really hard time getting it off of her body. Are there any secrets to an easy removal?
 
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soap and water

either that or purify by fire.

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I've never had a problem washing it off. Try body wash and a bath puff. That's what we use!


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EXCELLENT!



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Fire in a shower -- Will it not extinguish? How about one of the Brass scrubbies? Bring a rosy glow to her skin Smiler


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Either she can swallow, or you need to aim better Roll Eyes


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Originally posted by silk:
Either she can swallow, or you need to aim better Roll Eyes


And you all say I have no sense of tact.

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Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is.

I have never questioned your tact, just your action figures Wink


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maybe he means internally???

a hand wand???
 
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What the hell have you been eating?



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I'm surprised that more people haven't struggled with this. From personal experience sperm in the shower is nothing short of a nightmare... even WORSE in the bath!

Maybe this isn't such a problem with more watery semen, but some semen is thick and gelatinous, and a right pain to get off.

Apart from soap with a direct stream of water I can only recommend avoiding the body shot or aiming for the drain. Good luck!
 
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I know I have to avoid getting it on either of us when we are in the shower because mine turns into a glue the consistancy of paste and a pita to remove. So I do what Slap & Tickle suggests.
 
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Ya'll eating peanut butter and gorilla glue sandwiches?

Im thinking a pressure washer is the answer to all your problems.
 
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what about applying baby oil to her skin before in order to facilitate removal later...

baby oil or that stuff ocean swimmers use before they swim the channel?

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sandblasting works. painful but it works.

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sandblasting works. painful but it works.
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Does that 'rosy glow' come into play that mjbarbag discussed earlier??

I would also add just a thick cloth used for face washing could do the trick... or maybe incorporate more fluids into thy diet- to possibly help dilute the semen... Just a thought..

Kathy
 
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