I wasnt sure if this had already been discussed so please point me in the correct direction if it has. My gf doesn't complain about sperm in the shower but I notice she has a really hard time getting it off of her body. Are there any secrets to an easy removal?

Tongue?

soap and water

either that or purify by fire.

~Ranger

I've never had a problem washing it off. Try body wash and a bath puff. That's what we use!

Fire in a shower -- Will it not extinguish? How about one of the Brass scrubbies? Bring a rosy glow to her skin

Either she can swallow, or you need to aim better

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Originally posted by silk:
Either she can swallow, or you need to aim better

And you all say I have no sense of tact.

~Ranger

Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is.

I have never questioned your tact, just your action figures

maybe he means internally???

a hand wand???

What the hell have you been eating?

I'm surprised that more people haven't struggled with this. From personal experience sperm in the shower is nothing short of a nightmare... even WORSE in the bath!

Maybe this isn't such a problem with more watery semen, but some semen is thick and gelatinous, and a right pain to get off.

Apart from soap with a direct stream of water I can only recommend avoiding the body shot or aiming for the drain. Good luck!

I know I have to avoid getting it on either of us when we are in the shower because mine turns into a glue the consistancy of paste and a pita to remove. So I do what Slap & Tickle suggests.

Ya'll eating peanut butter and gorilla glue sandwiches?

Im thinking a pressure washer is the answer to all your problems.

1. Do not let it dry.

2. Soak in the warm water spray.

3. Lather up with quality soap.

4. Grab steel wool and scrub vigorously.

5. Rinse thoroughly.

6. Apply Neosporin.

Works well on Mrs. Rex's.

what about applying baby oil to her skin before in order to facilitate removal later...

baby oil or that stuff ocean swimmers use before they swim the channel?