Strange and unusual, yes. Prepare yourself.

How do you treat a spider bite on a cock?

(Thankfully, no, it wasn't Ranger)

~Ang

Celtic,
Isn't it obvious.... Suck it out! Now, I don't know if you were joking or if you really know someone that got bit. If it is true, I would probably apply ice, and maybe have the victim take some Benadryl to calm it down. Then call the Doc first thing in the morning. And if it's way too painful, go to Emergency.

Okay, THAT was fast... we were debating how many posts before that was exploited. Yes, it happened, yes, the poor guy is in anguish ("My dick itches") but he somehow doesn't want to walk into a military emergency room going, "Hey guys, I got a spider bite on my winkie" when there's a particularly... well... amoral female type that likes to get herself hurt to get out of work. And we're worried (I'm still serious) that she might offer to suck the poison out. I keep saying that if she somehow managed to drug him enough to get a positive reaction, he'll end up with other bites... crustacean sorts.

MAN, I am good at making it sound nice.

Ang

Poor Guy! But how the hell did he get a spider bite on his dick? Dude needs to shake his pants out more often!
In fact, we had a friend's son fall asleep in a tree, and was biten all over his face and arms. He looked like his face was going to explode due to his allergic reactions to the bites. His parents first reaction was "How the hell do you fall asleep in a tree standing up?! I suppose weirder things have happened.

Spider in bed. Scuba in bed. Spider must have thought it was his bed.

Well... J fell asleep standing up next to a running jet engine. Or was that Scuba? One or the other... sometimes their *I'm a dork* stories get me mixed up.

~Ang

Scuba was the one that fell asleep standing next to the running jet, I'm the one that fell asleep on the C-130 ride from Dover AFB to Rammstein AB.

~Ranger

Oh. My. God! I've been bitten twice by brown recluses. Fortunately neither were anywhere near Mr. Happy, but I could only imagine. It's one of my worst nightmares. Since the OP was a couple weeks back, I can hopefully assume that wasn't the case here.

Ummm...

yeah.

Now Ranger's the hapless victim.

Amusing, yes... but it's too bad because now birthday sex will have to wait for him.

~Ang

believe it or not... it's safer than you'de think it is.

~Ranger

Probably safer than falling asleep next to a Frog who's burner is lit

I'll give you that!

Yup... very true. I'd rather shave my body and shower in lemon juice.

~Ranger