I've always been the shaved member of the pair, but recently my hubby when all bald too. Very sexy - just love it. However, we are encountering a funky side effect... noise. Skin slapping (which isn't too bad) and serious suction noises. It is really quite distracting. Yes, I have to say the suction noises are very distracting. Does any else have experience with this? Am I weird to feel like this is an issue?

Hmm, have you tried putting lots of extra lube or massage oil on the parts making the noises? I was just thinking that might make them slip around together and help to avoid making a seal between the two of you. I hope that makes sense. That would be hugely distracting for me too. Good luck!

Sara

Depending on the noises, more lube might make the sounds louder ...

I'm afraid I have no suggestions for you, though. Sometimes we just laugh off the noises when we've both shaved that day, other times we just try to ignore them. Never learned how to get rid of them completely.

~Ang

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Originally posted by CelticFrog:
Depending on the noises, more lube might make the sounds louder ...

Ohhhh yeah huh?...Duh!... Sorry about that Foggy T. - This is just the Most Boring Saturday Ever! I guess I got a little advice happy or something. Well, I'm off to count the change jar... Good luck just the same!

Sara

Well, it would have been fun discovering the discrepancy, but I will say that it's still worth a shot... just warning that it might turn out exactly the opposite of the expected result.


~Ang

Maybe a little baby powder to keep the skin from sticking quite so much?

Geesh, S, were you hittin' the pipe today? I'm surprised you didn't suggest abstinence!

D

You guys crack me up! I'm going upstairs to try some baby powder right now...

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Originally posted by CelticFrog:
Depending on the noises, more lube might make the sounds louder ...
~Ang

Lube always made it louder for us. Of course, when she's moaning loudly, the slapping sound is really a secondary consideration. My advice is to make her moan loud enough to cover any slapping sounds.

Mmmmike!

G & I canend up with somereally funny noises at times - almost like farts but they are coming from the air being compressed between our two bodies - gives me the giggles which G. does not always appreciate...

Treat it the same way as you do when you don't want to hear the new rattle on the car - turn the radio up!

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Originally posted by Grump:
Treat it the same way as you do when you don't want to hear the new rattle on the car - turn the radio up!

That's what I was going to say

I think I'd add lube and pick up speed so that the moaning will cover up the sounds.

And if not, remember .... It's all good.

I would give the baby powder thing a go. Another thing you may want to try is instead of comming directly togeather at right angles try any positon that will cause you to slide togeather. This way no "body fart" I hope.

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Originally posted by Northern Nurse:
I would give the baby powder thing a go. Another thing you may want to try is instead of comming directly togeather at right angles try any positon that will cause you to slide togeather. This way no "body fart" I hope.

This thread is a killer - who'd have thought that pubic hair would act as an acoustic baffle?