During an exercise when you get assigned the job of Oppositional Forces;

1. Stealing their vehicle.

2. Telling then during an after action review that your 3 year old son could build a better defensive position out of his Lincoln Logs.

3. Using their stolen vehiles turret mounted heavy machine gun to kill them.

4. Sneaking in to their bunker and stealing their MRE's, ammo and radio callsigns right out from under their Lieutenants watchful eyes.

5. Disarming one and then killing him with his own weapon.

6. Volounteering to help train them up so these embarrassing events don't happen next time.

7. Reminding them that despite all their "High-Speed" training that bottom line... they're not worth to wash the underwear of a fresh out of basic and AIT Infantryman, let alone a combat experienced Airborne Ranger.

8. Taking the Lieutenants rifle after you've killed him and putting it on fire for him after you watched him try to shot you. Then reminding him it's an easy mistake... for a butterbar.

9. Reminding the squad you singlehandedly wiped out that it's all for training, and that it builds character to get your asses kicked.



~Ranger

Do Air Force cops eat doughnuts , and if so, did you get those also?

Ya know... I didn't see any. If they were eating donuts, they probably had those hidden really good. Guess I know what I'm looking for next time.

~Ranger

They sound like the type that allow citizens such as myself to sleep soundly at night. Safe in the knowledge that they are protecting Korea, and not my neighborhood

Not to worry babe... that's what real soldiers are for. At least that's what I keep telling the cops here. I swear one of these days I'm gonna open my mouth and end up getting a body cavity search from some really pissed off cop here.

~Ranger

12 months is a long time away from home

Yeah, but I'm down to 10 months and 18 days left here, or 321 days, or 46 weeks, or 7,704 hours or... 462,240 minutes. but I'm not counting.

~Ranger

Oh, I am...

That is excellent Ranger!! I can't wait to hang out with you!! Neither can my friends, we should have a blast as you regale us of more stories of the talented members of the armed forces!

Speaking of Ranger and Kumara hanging out...

WHERE ARE YOU TWO?

Haven't heard from Ranger since before he was supposed to head up there to see you!
~Ang

We're alive and kickin'..Ranger will post when he returns, and he has pictures of the drunken debauchery..lol..not that there was much but he has some stories. I missed out the first night due to a bad run in with Sushi, but my kick-ass friends took care of him. All in all, we had a great time and we're sure there will be many more!

Drunken Debauchery at it's finest! Ranger pole dancing in the shower!!

I'm safe and sound back in Kunsan now. The weekend was a blast. Stress relief at it's finest. Between the sneeze fits, the pee-pee pants, the "Eat this" bet and the near strip search I had sooo much fun. And as for the pole dance... That was my evil twin... Ricardo. Pay him not attention.

~Ranger

Quotes of the weekend;
(Names of the quoters will be left out to protect the innocent)

"Dude... I think it's about time to fire the captain of your brain boat because he's drunk at the wheel."

"Oh God! Please don't stab me!!!"

Person A..."Take it... Take it all."
Person B..."I can't... It's too big."

"So... do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon?"

"I'm wet... and it's not even the good kind of wet."

"Wow... that was possibly the coolest thing I've seen all night."

Person A... "But it's hot"
Person B... "Yer damn right that was hot... do it again"

There's more... I just forget them all.

~Ranger

Lmao..innocent my ass..half those quotes are your own and you know it. Our mutual friend has a new nickname, "Mr. Bathroom" due to the fact that he kept being followed to the bathroom by another friend's girl!! Oh and Ranger, you have to get to work making a "talking card" for moonbeam/scooter. It's a must have for him!