Imaging this. Its all about calculation.

The average length of a cock is about 5.9 inches long. The average amount of sex is twice a week and last about 20 minutes. The man can thrust about one time every second. Lets say that the woman start to have sex at age 17 and end at age 40 then she had gotten about 268 miles of dick/cock.

I know its sounds way out of hands because no man can thrust one time/second and for 20 minutes at a time. Maybe we have to calculate the use of vibrators/dildo's into this imaginary calculation.

"How much dick/cock did you get?"

Answer - not enough. Have to keep on trying.

I'm guessing a man devised this calculation

Can I get arrested for turning back my odometer?

If the average man's cock is six inches long, and the average woman's vagina is eight inches deep, then everytime a couple makes love, then two inches of vagina is not being used.

So, in the Phoenix metro area, there are about three million people, divided equally between male and female, and if half of them are having sex at any given time,
then:

1,500,000 x 2(inches not being used)=3,000,000 inches divided by 12 inches/foot= 250,000 feet divided by 5280 ft/mile= 47.35 miles of pussy going to waste!!!!!

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Lets say that the woman start to have sex at age 17 and end at age 40

damn...i guess i owe my wife 11 years of overtime...why didn't someone tell us we had to quit having sex at 40??? no wonder she's so easy to tip over..she got one foot in the grave...LOL!!

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Originally posted by bob21039:
47.35 miles of pussy going to waste!!!!!

I have my Travel agent on hold for booking my flight to Phoenix as I type...

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Originally posted by ajay:

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Lets say that the woman start to have sex at age 17 and end at age 40

Most girls nowadays start at 14.. and 40 makes no sense.. I think the years "sexually active should be raised from 20 to 50 (at least)

try 20 to 85

this thread reminds me of the time my wife calculated how many gallons of my cum she'd swallowed over the years....it was several gallons.

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f the average man's cock is six inches long, and the average woman's vagina is eight inches deep, then everytime a couple makes love, then two inches of vagina is not being used.

So, in the Phoenix metro area, there are about three million people, divided equally between male and female, and if half of them are having sex at any given time,
then:

1,500,000 x 2(inches not being used)=3,000,000 inches divided by 12 inches/foot= 250,000 feet divided by 5280 ft/mile= 47.35 miles of pussy going to waste!!!!!

The moral, fellow ladies of Phoenix, is don't settle for average

I've only been in Phoenix for about 2 months, I'm working as fast as I can

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"If the average man's cock is six inches long, and the average woman's vagina is eight inches deep, then everytime a couple makes love, then two inches of vagina is not being used.

So, in the Phoenix metro area, there are about three million people, divided equally between male and female, and if half of them are having sex at any given time,
then:

1,500,000 x 2(inches not being used)=3,000,000 inches divided by 12 inches/foot= 250,000 feet divided by 5280 ft/mile= 47.35 miles of pussy going to waste!!!!!"



Is it me or is there an error in that calculation? 3 million people, half of them women turns out to be 1.5 million. And if half of them make out at any given time then it should be 750.000 women and then the wasted amount of pussy should half???? Anyway - wish I was the man to fill out all that pussy.

This here is a joke: Astronomers in Maryland have calculated that in an average it takes an object 250.000 years to enter a black hole. You can do the same on North Avenue in Baltimore for about $8.

How much do I get..? I would say that I can , now, get dick (orally currently) as often as I wish, unless (1) I am looking for reciprication or (2) Jay is too sick/ tired to give a crap. There is one universal thing about him though- always enjoys it when he gets it.

~Kathy RPN~

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(orally currently)

holding out for wedding bells?

No, they're holding out for her birthday...check out Kathy's "your news" post.

Oh, and Kathy, we expect a full report!

it won't be pretty...they may not be heard of for days.

i can remember back... and what a great experience that was. i was "loaded for bear" and i think we had to change the sheets twice..