New Zealand is an Amazing place to travel. i need to go back

Play more guitar and do it in front of people.
Finish this damned degree.
New job.
Be a better husband.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?



" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers…

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

quote:

Originally posted by ajay:
get the dreaded colonoscopy

They're not so bad. I had one when I was 20, and I didn't remember a thing. The worst part is the prep, laxitives and clear liquids. And, I hate Jell-o to begin with, so it was pretty sucky. DEFINITELY a good idea to get one, it can save your life!

My grandmother had never had one (she's in her 80's) but then got sick, they did one, and she had colon cancer. She's fine now, after surgery and chemo, but I wish she had it done earlier, and it would have been less hard on her. I'd rather know early so they can fix it than not know at all.

Everyone, have (inside of) your butt inspected as often as necessary, buy a medical professional (or otherwise )

As for me, in no particular order:

1. Save to go on our honeymoon in early '09 (yeah, I know, by then we'll have been married 3 years, but better late than never!)
2. Continue going to the gym and toning up and losing weight.
3. Eat more fruits and veggies and continue eating smaller portions (or smaller meals more frequently each day)
4. Have more sex than we did last year (deployment doesn't count)
5. Figure out how I want to landscape the front of our house in a user-friendly way, then get off my ass and do it.
6. Read more.
7. Write more sexy stories.
8. Take more time to myself, have patience, and relax! Most of this stuff isn't going to matter in a year, anyway

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Here's mine.

Make no resolutions that I know I'm going to end up breaking.

~Ranger