Maybe it's just our music collection? But we rather enjoy seeking out catchy, but dodgy song lyrics. You know, the sort that you sing while walking down the street, only later do you realise what you were actually singing!

There are a number of CDs in our collection which have been banned from the little ones ears, in order to avoid Nursery embarrassments!

We would like to hear about some of your favourite dodgy lyrics.

Here is one of ours to start off with.

< !--color--> "...I lick you dry until you are laughing/ my finger is in your behind"

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - 'Ease Down The Road'

For those of you that don't know BPB, this is 'folk style' and rather a treat for the ears!

G and J

My 6yr old daughter, sings Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" and Paul Simon's "Late in the Evening" as he "Step outside and smokes myself a jay."
Oh and don't forget,every Jimmy Buffett song about getting drunk and laid. "Brass Monkey" by the Beastie Boys.

She is WAY talented.