Yesterday I rented "Adult Film Star's Homes #5". I got out my Uta Maro, a generous amount of lube, and a big towel. With Uta in one hand and the remote in the other, I prepared myself for seeing the stars at their finest. Afterall, the title made no qualms about their being porn stars so no need for awkward transitions or choppy scenes...just porn stars doing what they do best.

So the film introduces our first couple who proceed to give us a "don't try this at home" psa. Wtf? And then...we get a tour of THEIR...HOME!! Oh yeah, I think there was sex in their somewhere but first we have to look at their soccer trophies, litter boxes, and dirty dishes. I found myself fast forwarding but you can't just skip to the sex because the chapters are not broken down that way.

You go to the next chapter or choose a scene by the scene selection menu and it will take you to the introduction of the next couple who will later do that sex scene. Arrghh!

I will say that Randy West, ever the crowd pleaser, had the best segment with his trademark gutteral moan and Holly Hollywood. She is smokin' hot and would make me moan like Randy too.

Another plus is that these are "couples" or even married, so the sex is genuine and convincing; not to mention some very sexy cum scenes.

BUTT, despite the title "Adult Film Star's Homes", I didn't know that I would HAVE to look at their homes; the titles aren't always that literal. And if we have to look at them..PICK THEM UP, hire a maid for god sakes.

It could have been better if it had better scene selection capabilities. I would have been more than happy to take the tour after I was finished with what I was there to do.

That's my two cents.