I'm on a business trip at the moment, stashed away in my Hilton-away-from-home. Question for you road warriors out there:
Hotel pay-per-view porn...Have you gone there? Once? Frequently? Call to share with your mate? Embarassing checkout stories?
As for me, nope. I don't even have cable at home, so just flipping through more than four channels is exciting for me!
(At the moment, I'm watching a tension-filled bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out, two ball, 0-1 game between the Mets and Cards... Woah, Floyd hits a grounder to Pujols and the Cards take the game.)
Cheers!
Posts: 615 | Location: Portland, OR | Registered: 10 October 2005
Did you just say Cards took the game? Against the Mets? OH YEAH I gotta call my sister and rub my brother in law's nose in the dirt...
Now, back to your question...
When I was in the Army on tour, most of us would pay the 20 bucks at least once for the unlimited porn for 24 hours. Whoever did generally lent out their room if someone found themselves in dire need, especially since most of us were usually in someone else's room drinking until wee hours of the morning anyways. So yeah, done the hotel porn thing on many occasions. Was always funny when it was me buying, because I was one of 4 chicks in the unit, and the other 3 didn't run with the same crowd. There was the fun people and the snobs. 2 of the 4 were snobs, 1 was in the party room with her husband (also in the unit) and then there was me.
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Posts: 1590 | Location: Oregon | Registered: 01 October 2004
If I get the drift of your question on whether or not you'll have to face the piper when you check out after having rented Gangbang bunnies invade Turkey with the help of Grease, then you'll be safe. I've only ever seen it come up listed as a movie rental on the bill, no titles shown.
We've never done the hotel porn thing. Are they full-on explicit porn movies? Or are they edited to remove the nasty stuff?
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Posts: 3600 | Location: http://www.freddyandeddy.com | Registered: 28 July 2005
I am amazed at the variety of hotel porn. These days I would say most business hotels have X porn, no anal, no cum shots, but penetration and oral etc. England seems more conservative, no showing of the bone that I have seen. Most of the rest of europe is wilder. Regular old RTL which is a tv station in Germany pretty much has softcore on at night pretty often. Tons of phone sex commercials. The Hilton in Amsterdamm had some of the most explicit I have ever seen in or out of a hotel. I thought a donkey was gonna show up.
Wow, that sounds like a lot of porn. It was all over a period of years, and purely from a research perspective I tell you!
We've never done the hotel porn thing. Are they full-on explicit porn movies? Or are they edited to remove the nasty stuff?
News Flash - They are full on porn. I travel quite a bit for the company. My wife accompanied me on a trip and the her curiosity got the best of her. Oh yea it was full on. I believe I heard a donkey pawing at the door.
I agree with satin_pussycat in regards to your bill. No titles listed, just a bit more expensive than the regular movies.
Posts: 216 | Location: Wild Wild West | Registered: 08 May 2006
Any Marriot has PPV porn, I don't specifically recall cum shots or anal.
When we go to Vegas, (It's been too long,) we do the 24 hour porn thing for the duration. When we are in Vegas, it's to party, so we regard it as part of the fun. The Luxor had some good porn. (If any porn can be called 'good'.) It's always less awkward when you stay in a place with in-room checkout, so no one looks at the bill with you.
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Posts: 336 | Location: Western U.S. | Registered: 10 December 2005
hi there i am a road warrior and i have gotten those hotel soft porn movies and i don't think twice about paying for them i don't care if the front desk knows. i used to carry my vcr with me and hook up to the rooms tv. if someone was ordering a movie from another room my vcr would filter it out and i could watch it for free. if i wasn't watching one of the many movies i carried with me
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yes i've gone there when i rented a room to spend time with a lady friend of mine. we watched for about 5 mins and turned it off.
What sucks down here in the South is that hotel porn is horribly edited where you can't see anything. You can get hotter sex scenes from a really, really bad Skinimax Friday After Dark movie that what they pass off as "porn".
Jade and I take our own DVD player and movies with us when we travel alone.