Woman seeking:

1) monthly subscription mag that has male nudes that don't look like 14 year olds with pathological genitalia [Playgirl]?

Okay, male nude art photography that's sexy enough to be porn that is a turn on to a woman who likes a man who leaves something to the imagination. Black & White is cool.

I like underwear catalogs. Is that the best I can do?

and 2) subscription, or circle, cell-download jokes that feature men instead of women?

I'm on a mission.