Ok so i just watched 1 and a half bad movies. Post some bad movies you have seen... and give warning to any spoilers.

There might be a bit of spoiling ("Eight Below" and "The Hills have Eyes (unrated)")

First: Eight Below... what the heck happened to old dependable disney? I dont suggest making your kids cry.

And the half: The hills have Eyes (unrated). Omg. Sick people like this movie. I had to stop it... i watched the dad burn along with the tree, and the teenage girl being raped.. buuuut i had to stop it when the creepy man who just ate a canary suddenly notices a baby... a baby baby.. like 6 months. Who puts a BABY in a horror movie? I was so grossed out. And having been sexually molested/abused... it wasnt terrifying.. it was horrifying. i CANT believe someone made that movie. I might finish watching it later on ... since i already know the end.

Jill won't watch anything where kids get messed with.

i hate that in movies.

Scarry thing is that movie is based on the suposedly TRUE STORY of Sawney Beane

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawney_Beane

Sawney ran off with his child bride and lived in the scotish country side, history shows he and his band of 43 100% INBRED children/grandchildren ATE over 1,000 people before they caught him!

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Did I just hear Heroic burp?

A couple of films I'd like to sue to reclaim the hours of my life they wasted are David Lynch's "Wild at Heart" and Chris Eliot's "Cabin Boy." Awful, awful stuff. I also hated "Alien 3, Superman 3 and 4, Jaws 3D and 4, Pretty in Pink, Gymkata, Who's That Girl," and "Cobra." I'll come up with more, but those are the ones off the top of my head.

Nope, Freddy the closest I come to canibalism is eating pussy!

How can you say those movies were bad I mean we wouldn't have these memorable quotes:

Cabin Boy: "I leave a cabin boy I will return a cabin man!"
Cobra: "You're the Disease, I'm the Cure!"

Freddy your bad movie list and mine look to be about the same althought I did think Cabin Boy was well......weird enough to be entertaining in a WTF were they thinking kinda way. Not that i would recomend it to anybody who didn't have a boatload of time to kill or was really smokin a lot of the chronic.

Freddy, we will try to ignore that you have blasphemed both Pretty in Pink, and thereby, The Psychadelikc Furs.

I didn't get Wild at Heart either.

"Joe versus the volcano"

"LOTR series" (the third on was ok)

... hmm I liked "the hills have eyes".. It was better than the original by Wes Craven which I own... another one by him youd hate is "Last house on the left".. which I thought was ass, but I figure will be remade soon..

I have one that I personlly hate, "Seven".

Now I can't argue that the film wasn't brilliantly made, with amazing performances by Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt and the Villain but man that movie made me feel.....Unclean.

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Freddy your bad movie list and mine look to be about the same althought I did think Cabin Boy was well......weird enough to be entertaining in a WTF were they thinking kinda way. Not that i would recomend it to anybody who didn't have a boatload of time to kill or was really smokin a lot of the chronic.

Chris Eliot was just on an NPR interview, appropriately titled "Bombs and Failures," in which he honestly thought it was US who didn't get it. The film grossed a TOTAL of under 3 million dollars when it was released, but is enjoying a sort of cult status lately and has actually broken a profit over time.

Pretty in Pink sucked ass and John Cryer's putrid lip-synch in the record store made me want to throw up my popcorn (yes, I took a date and paid to see that shit). And then she ends up with Andrew McCarthy? Remember, this film came out in the golden era of teen flicks, with Breakfast Club, Fast Times, and Sixteen Candles - all good movies.

Shit, I forgot how bad "Joe vs. the Volcano" was - thanks for that one, Dirt! And "Seven" sucked big time, Heroic, I agree.

But let's not forget "Star Wars - the Phantom Menace," which I still can't watch for that little kid's awful acting, that lame villian, terrible direction, and weak plot.

Oh, fuck, and "Ghost!" I want to kill myself everytime that teary-eyed Demi Moore shlock comes on. Patrick Swayze sucks in everything he's ever done (well, his small part in "Donnie Darko rocked and Dirty Dancing was OK).

Just about anything by John Waters eats shit, by the way.

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But let's not forget "Star Wars - the Phantom Menace," which I still can't watch for that little kid's awful acting, that lame villian, terrible direction, and weak plot.

Oh yeah and "The Force" is bacteria in your blood...I was so insulted by Phantom Menace I refused to give Lucas another dollar.

I loved the original 3 films, I was even willing to suspend my disbelief with the father, son, sister thing, but Phantom Menace was an INSULT to a whole generation of Star Wars fans.

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Shit, I forgot how bad "Joe vs. the Volcano" was - thanks for that one, Dirt! And "Seven" sucked big time, Heroic, I agree.

WOW I loved se7en, got it on DVD, David Fincher has a brilliant eye..

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But let's not forget "Star Wars - the Phantom Menace," which I still can't watch for that little kid's awful acting, that lame villian, terrible direction, and weak plot.

Oh, fuck, and "Ghost!" I want to kill myself everytime that teary-eyed Demi Moore shlock comes on. Patrick Swayze sucks in everything he's ever done (well, his small part in "Donnie Darko rocked and Dirty Dancing was OK).

Just about anything by John Waters eats shit, by the way.

I basically couldnt watch the "new" star wars movies aftr seeing what lucas did to fuck up his originals.. I did see the last one recently and it wasnt "terrible" but Ive heard from most its the best out of the new three.. haha Swayze was in my FAOVRITE 80's movie "red dawn" while I was a kid.. and i love John Waters.. haha

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haha Swayze was in my FAOVRITE 80's movie "red dawn" while I was a kid..

Wooooooollllllverines!

"All that hate is gonna burn you up kid"
"Keeps me warm"

Proving Madonna can't act, "Who's That Girl" and "Body of Evidence" are two of the worst movies, ever.

As for the Star Wars movies, I think we can all agree "Empire Strikes Back" is the best of the six, with "A New Hope" being second and "Return of the Jedi" third (could've done without those fucking Ewoks!). Yes, the 3rd installment of the latest batch wasn't as bad as the first two, but it still pales in comparison to the originals. I mean, come on, Alec Guiness or Ewan McGregor? Not even close.

If you liked Swayze's "Red Dawn (which I'd argue belonged to C Thomas Howell)," you must've LOVED his epic "Roadhouse," right? And his "Priscilla" ripoff "To Wong Foo...?" Just as good? Ugh. Sooo bad.

"Battlefield Earth" was a Travolta disaster I could've done without.

And the winner(s) for movies that One Shouldn't Waste Any Precious Moments Of Their Lives On is/are......

The Curse
LOTR trilogy
anything with Jean Claude Van Dumbe
The Island of Dr. Moreau
Anaconda

ahhhh.....so many movies...so little time