Anyway, a co-worker and his overly aggressive girlfriend (I think she's really the man in that relationship) have gone through 2... yes two Doc Johnson brand vibrators. He says it's due to her "Over zealous" use of said toys, I just think it's because she's evil incarnate. Anyway, the little Guatemalan is tired of shilling out upwards of 90 bucks to keep the soul sucking being happy. Not sure which vibrators they have purchased, and really didn't want to get that involved in his sex life. But I did make suggestions as to what to purchase next and that superglue is not a good idea to use in repairing said vibrator. Poor little guy.
He says it's due to her "Over zealous" use of said toys
Or Doc Johnson makes shitty toys, which has been our experience. Tell her/him to get something higher quality, like something from Fun Factory or Lelo.
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He KNOWS what we do, and he knows that there's better stuff out there. I think he's just lazy, personally. And she's just crazy, insane, and probably uses the vibrators to beat him with to get her rocks off instead of using them on herself. She scares me. I think she has issues.
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Posts: 1590 | Location: Oregon | Registered: 01 October 2004
Well the world is full of gratis vibrations. If you grip something on the vice at your working desk, and then go to it with a grinder and then lean on the vice you discover the joys of heavy jobs. Riding a mountain bike on old cobbled streets. Trotting a lively horse on a rather stiff saddle. May be the lady needs to expand her horizons.
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Sounds like she has an insatiable appetite for sex,vibrators are great but you can't beat the real thing, maybe your co-worker needs to be more involved with pleasing her, otherwise let her buy her own.
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Posts: 518 | Location: Australia | Registered: 21 January 2007
He's terrified of her I think... lol, anyway... she's definately the man in that relationship... eventually... I'm going to grow him a set of balls using one of those home chemistry sets.
Or maybe a Hitachi wand if she's a power queen.
