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Thank you.

You go girl. Of course not to be confused with Gogirl

I'm personally coming there to spank anybody who spams! And you Miss Silky will be my assistant.

I can sometimes be selfish and rather receive than give

My my, you two can turn ANYthing sexual! Get yer heads outta the gutter, ladies!

But you meet such nice people there

I guess I forgot this is a knitting site

And you love it

Dear Rain, Silk, GoGirl and Eddie

Ladies,

I have a sex toy that any of you try at no charge!

It lasts longer than most batteries and can get into those often hard to reach places. It adapts well to any situation and is ready at a moments notice. It can be specially equipped with a device that keeps its lubricants off the silk sheets and out of unwanted areas. This member can be used in any number of pleasing positions. Best of all it can be shared with your friends so don�t be shy if you�d all like to try it at the same time.

I have been told that this device works much better than most others that try to copy its design. It's long, thick and water proof; it�s environmentally safe with no fluorocarbons. Can be used both as a gentle probe or a full force ram. Many women have said that they enjoy the Ram.

After effects of using this device as designed vary. Heavy breathing, loss of breath, numbness or loss of feeling in specific areas, happiness, exhaustion, euphoria, sore muscles, shaky legs, hunger, lust, etc. can be exspected.

If any of you wish to try this time proven invention please feel free to contact me in the usual manner.

Remember the old saying�.

�Spare the horse, Ride a Cowboy!�

these cowboy sex toys really are the greatest. Mine has different speeds but the slow is best. It also perfect hits my G-spot each and everytime. i've never screamed so much before. My cowboy is never ever riding off into the sunset....wel unless I'm on him!

Chance,

I bet it fits perfectly in your hand as well

Hands! lol

Hands? Only after I unwrap it from around my leg!

Why thank you kindly for the invitation Chance. I blush at the thought of the excitement and electricity created by this "one of a kind" toy you boast. It does sound quite intriguing - as you know that I have tried many kinds of boy toys. I must admit though, it sounds like I have one just like yours. It does have the attributes of having a long staying power(and we all know you don't care for those 2-3 minute routines!), well equipped lubrication, that feels "oh so good", and barks to attention at your beck and call. It does peak my curiosity to see yours in action. We might have to make a trip to good ole Texas to see mine against yours.

Cum now, Eddy, you KNOW your version of this toy is the best!

OOPS! As moderator of this forum, I suppose I missed something didn't I? Thanks for stepping in herecomestherain!

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A message to all owners of Sex Toy sales programs including all the various Party Plan programs, please do not post advertising material at this site. It will be removed.

Hey no problem T&L, we're working in different timezones so between us we should have things covered. I think we got bombarded that particular day, kinda like waking up and finding your house windows smothered in billboard posters...Eek!