Okay, so...What do you have lying about the house that could or has or does find its way into the dual role of sexual gratification?

Not just talking insertables or vibratables (although they certainly count) but any otherwise ordinary item that you think could or have used to enhance the sexual experience. Alone or with others.

Since we tend to walk a little more on the "wilder side" of sex, my list may seem a bit strange.

- Wooden spoons: Various shapes, sizes, and designs (No bamboo! Bamboo splinters far too easily!)

- Table forks: Go easy and choose ones without too much point or rough machining on the tips.

- Toothbrush: No, not the one you use everyday! One specifically set aside for play time. Those bristles can bring about some very fun sensations on sensative flesh. The strength of the bristles, power of the user, repetion/speed of the strokes, and the chosen location can all bring vastly different experiences.

- Handheld Showerhead: A fairly straight forward device. Although, by placing the head on the massage setting, squatting low in the tub, and using a finger or two to open things up, one can quite effectively clean their nether regions with a warm pulse of water. Or so I have heard.

- Paintbrushes: Various shapes, sizes, and designs.

- Spare pillows: Good for helping with sexual positions and comfort. Although I think the Liberator series sold right here would be vastly superior!

- Neckties: Pretty straight forward as well. Although if you get a little more imaginitive, you can find more than wrists and ankles to tie or eyes to blindfold. Not too tight though and remember, purple is bad!

- Clothespins: Not so mainstream around the house anymore but still...And remember, taking them off hurts a whole lot more than putting them on. Of course I happen to be fond of that. And again, purple is bad and no longer than 10-15 minutes to reduce risk of injury!

- Candles, flashlights, hairbrushes, electric toothbrushes, etc.

There's others I'm forgetting but those are the ones that spring to mind. And don't even get me started on our trips to Domme Depot!

So, what around the house strikes your fancy?

Ok, I'll play

Green bananas, cucumbers, hey makes the produce isle alot less boring. Of course wash your fruit/veg first!

electric toothbrush, ribbed hairbrush handle.

A mag lite, various sizes depending on the mood.

makeup brushes

Popsicles, any flavor, I like cherry, he likes grape

pudding pops, always chocolate

Gee with all these toys around the house why am I buying more??
Honey

I think us guys are pretty limited unless I just have a poor imagination. How about a baggie, two tablespoons of olive oil, and and the couch cushions?

I can't believe I just said that.

Lordy, I have yet to utilize couch cushions in such a creative way. I'll stick to a bar of Dove in the bath/shower, neckties for the obvious bondage, wooden spoons for spanking, and Hershey's chocolate syrup for body paint.

Use the hair conditioner Freddy. It has a great consistency and as a bonus it is actually conducive to shaving the nether regions. Helps the hair and skin. That is for those of use that shave the nether regions...lol.

So you can masturbate and really be doing something good for yourself!

Really, conditioner? Hmmm... I'll have to try that. I don't get much opportunity to be with meself with Eddy in some sort of strange heightening of her sexual appetitie of late. However, at first chance, I'll reach for it.

As for shaving, I'm scared of blades, so I use an electric.

Wow Limbhugger! You should be hired for promoting our own Sex Around The House DVD. You have listed some great ways to use household items. A fun shaped fly-swatter (unused thank you) gives a nice little pattern after a little spank is quite fun And if you are a baker, all those little creative tools that they have add lots of fun too! Like the indented rounded tool that you use when are finishing up a pie. I think it helps you indent the top layer of your crust. But that is a big guess. No matter, it has found a use in our household of FUN! FUN! FUN!

I never seem to be able to find a flashlight when the power goes out because they're usually somewhere under the bed! Been tempted to try the phone thats not used but haven't got the courage up. I was once told (on the playground!) that you shouldn't use a cucumber because it can swell up! Anyone know if it's true or not??

Swelling up is a bad thing??

The mrs says that cucumbers and condoms can be a girls best friend.

Be Well
Nemo