Have you ever named your sex toys?

I have.. My first viberator was named Clyde .. then its motor died out *cough* and So i got another one ... and have been kinder to it.. *ahem*. My ex named it Rupert (as in the teddy bear from Family Guy). It's been fun.

My very first vibrator was one of those slimline green metallic ones. I called it Mr. Green (because when said in a singsong voice, I feel like I should be in advertising)

Other than that, I haven't really bothered. Naming the tub o' toys would probably be a bit more than I could handle considering it was a feat enough naming this unborn kiddo!!! Although the tub itself is named - 'The Shoe Shine Kit'. My mom named it, actually...

~Ang

I named my sex toy once, but I got laughed at so I took his name away!

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I just got my first sex toy since high school (which was a gag gift - no pun intended ), so never had anything to name. Well, til now. Hmmmm...maybe I should name my new one. Only had it a month or two, but have no idea what I would call it. Any suggestions?

http://www.freddyandeddy.com/store/Beautiful_Glass_Obje..._Pleasing_Shaft.html



Maybe I should start a contest, winner gets....?

OOohhh...that's so pretty !! I couldn't think of any names, but I definitely was admiring it!! Hope you're enjoying it Demoana!

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Originally posted by Demoana:
Hmmmm...maybe I should name my new one. Only had it a month or two, but have no idea what I would call it. Any suggestions?

We have one that is very similar (bought at F&E) and my wife calls it "Ohmygodfuckyeahdon'tyoudarestopjesushchristthat'sfuckingawesome"

But that's a bit long...

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"Ohmygodfuckyeahdon'tyoudarestopjesushchristthat'sfuckingawesome"

But that's a bit long...

lol, yeah, just a wee bit....but definitely an applicable name

Oh... and here was me thinking my toys didn't have names!

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I have a clear glass one like Demoana's, with just clear swirls instead of the pretty red nubs. My guy and I call it the Dongcicle because it looks like an icicle and can be very chilly, which actually feels quite nice!

Note to Rena....Nice to know your first toy was named Clyde. That's a family name from wayback and has been used countless times for the middle name of boy-children for generations. I really never liked it until I read your post, and my motor isn't even dead yet. I'm hoping you still, in a moment of passion, forget your new one and scream "CLYDE!" You made my day!

I've never posted before prefering to lurk around and gather info, but the pic of Demoana's toy sent me straight to hubby's credit card and Freddy's store to order one for myself! Damn I can't wait to use it!

Love the site...maybe I'll post again.

We have named her favorite toy"BOB"which stands for battery operated boyfriend.It works well. Bob wants to come out and play, Bob wants to go on vacation.