We all have them and I bet they are all different. What is your favorite movie quote. the one you use every day.

"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." This is what I say to my kids every night.

"Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy."

<Heavy, nasal Brit accent>
"I ran it under a cold tap..." From Shaun of the Dead

"Otto don't go. What about our relationship?"

"Huh?"

"What about our relationship?"

"Fuck that..."

Otto, to Layla in "Repo Man," the greatest movie ever made.

"Learnin' 'bout Cuba, havin' a little food."

Jeff Spicoli, from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

"GIRLS underpants!"

Wheeze and Bryce, to Farmer Ted, from "Sixteen Candles."

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo."

Gunnery Sargeant Hartman, from "Full Metal Jacket (just for you, Ranger)"

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Aww... I feel so loved

"Not only will I kill you, but I'll kill the bitch you took to the senior prom!"

"Betty-Jo Byarski? I can get you an address if you'de like"

From Hudson Hawk


~Ranger

Memorable Quotes from
Animal House (1978)

Flounder: You guys playing cards?

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Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?

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[Watching Flounder take abuse at ROTC]
Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.

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Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.
Boon: Norma!
Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"
Boon: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
Otter: Pork?
Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

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Babs: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

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Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
Otter: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.

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Bluto: Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

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Otter: Mrs. Wormer, I'm so glad you could come.
Marion Wormer: Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

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Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

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Bluto: See if you can guess what I am now.
[puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, chews it, hits his cheeks with his fists and spits it out]
Bluto: I'm a zit. Get it?

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Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

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Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the Psych test was wrong.
Boon: Every one?
[looks at Bluto and D-Day]
Boon: Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!

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Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.

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[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you!
Larry's evil conscience: Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.
Larry's good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry's evil conscience: You homo.

Too many. Here are some of my favorite relationship between the sexes dialogs...

Philadelphia Story
(Cary Grant wants his first wife, Katharine Hepburn, back.)
C. K. Dexter Haven: "Sometimes, for your own sake, Red, I think you should've stuck to me longer."
Tracy Lord: "I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon."

His Girl Friday
(Cary Grant, wants his first wife, Rosalind Russel, back.)
Walter: "I still wish you hadn't done that, Hildy."
Hildy: "Done what?"
Walter: "Divorced me. It makes a man feel he's not wanted."
Hildy" "Oh, now look, junior... that's what divorces are for!"
Walter: "Look Hildy, I only acted like any husband that didn't want his home broken up."
Her: "What home?"
Walter: "'What home?' Don't you remember the home I promised you?"

Postcards from the Edge
(The ER doctor, Richard Dreyfus, wants to date his ODed patient, Meryl Streep, as she reads the card on a flower arrangement.)
"Ahhh....they're from the guy who pumped my stomach."

Austin Powers
Her: "Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."
Him: "What's your point, Vanessa?"

Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary (pauses, not wanting to hurt his feelings): Not ...good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd (pauses... thinking... then brigthens up): So ...you're telling me there's a chance!

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"Ducts. Why does it always have to be ducts?"
- Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest

"Vivir en miedo es como vivir a medias."
- Strictly Ballroom

"You mean to say you put your father's skull in that bowling ball?"
"No. ...the guy at the pro shop did it."
- Mystery Men

Scent of a Woman (1983)

Lt. Col. Frank Slade to Charlie
"Women! What can you say.... Who made 'em? God must've been a fuckin' genius!"
Lips... and when they touched yours, they were like that first swallow of wine after you just crossed the desert".
"Tits! WHOO-AH. Big ones, little ones.... Nipples staring right out at 'ya like secret searchlights!"
"and legs.... I don't care if they're Greek columns or second hand Steinways.... What's between 'em is a passport to heaven."

"Yes, Mr. Sims; There's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing....

Pussy! HAH!

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"Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

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Lyle: How 'bout more beans Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: [fans his hat in the air] I'd say you had enough!

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Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
[aloud]
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

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Ohh, and this one time, at band camp ...

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We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

Kurtz, from "Apocalypse Now"

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory

What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey.

Kilgore, from "Apocalypse Now"

"My brains, your steel and his strength against 30 men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmmmm?"
Princess Bride - Wesley to Indigo, after having been dead all morning.

"Do I make you horny, baby? Randy?"

Austin Powers, of course!

Minx

Count Rugen: Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight.

Prince Humperdinck:Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.

Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

From Empire Records:

Gina: Well, Sinead O'Rebellion...shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!

AJ: What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
Lucas: What's with today today?

Gina: Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'.

From Office Space:

Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

From Go:

Todd: Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
Ronna: And here I thought you just gave me head.

Todd:Okay. You sit down with your
paper, and you’re enjoying your
entire two-page comic spread,
everything from Close To Home to
Dr. Katz to Mutts -- God knows I
love those little guys -- but then
there’s The Family Circus, bottom
right corner, just waiting to
suck. It’s the last thing you
read, and it spoils everything
you read before it.

Junior to Bunny in Platoon.

"Bunny, the only way you'll ever get some pussy is if someone dies and wills it to you."

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Trappers to Alfred Packer in Cannibal: The Musical

"That horse ain't a prospectors horse... that's a trappers horse."

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Ash

"Good, Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Listen up you primative screwheads... this is my BOOMSTICK!"

"Gimme some sugar baby"

"Yo... She-bitch. Let's dance."

"Klatu, Verada, Necktie!"


~Ranger