Got a kick out of this one...

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz/

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

"So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'"

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I�ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.


My first result sucked. This one is much better

~Ranger

Should have posted mine...

Milkshake by Kelis

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge"

One thing is for sure: you know how to shake it!

Probably anything given the right company and enough wine!!!

i always think of a striptease when i hear a buleria (one form or another). lol. dont know why. two favourites are either ottmar leiberts black stone buleria, or jerry garcia and david grisman do a great one on grateful dawg.

cheers
Nigel.

Your Stripper Song Is

Barbie Girl by Aqua

"I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation"

You're hilarious and cute - yet you still pull off sexy!

Your Stripper Song Is
Like a Virgin by Madonna

"Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me"

No virgin-ness implied. Not at all.

i have this 20 year old indelible "video" imprinted on my brain of my first wife doing this thing....she had been taking belly dancing for quite some time, and came home and gave me a dance which turned into a strip tease/lap dance/fuckfest....and to this day i can't remember any music playing...i know it was, but it idn't stick.

a lot of good answers posted though.

Hmmm...wouldn't have expected this one...

Dirrty by Christina Aguelera

"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"

You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean.

P.S. Michie - is that your behind in that picture? Lovely.

I got

I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears

"I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it."

You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to."

I don't really like Britney Spears. Oh well, sounds like a sexy song though.

Head - Prince
Big Balls - AC/DC
Get It Up - Morris Day and the Time
Da' Butt - E.U.
Suck My Kiss - RHCP
Beat it Upright - KoRn
A.D.I.D.A.S - KoRn


speaking of stripping. Does anyone know of like an online guide for stripping for a guy who wants to strip for a girl. In movies and stuff, the strippers are always female and stripping for old hairy guys. The only male strippers you ever see are Chippendale's. I want to strip for my gf but the only thing I know to do is take my clothes off. What stuff do women respond to? Do women even respond to male strippers outside of the context of a bachelorette's party? help!!! (sorry for the thread jack).

Your Stripper Song Is

My Love Is Like ... Wo by Mya

"My love is like...wo
My kiss is like...wo
My touch is like...wo"

You're the full package - and you let everyone know it!

I would actually make a really bad stripper. Half way through the first song, I'd be humping something or someone

Wouldn't that make you a really really GOOD stripper? Think of the tips!