Ok... make your own subject and Top Ten list. I'll even start.

Top Ten Reasons Why Ranger Should Not be Allowed in Public...
#10. Ranger is NOT safe for children.

#9. Ranger hates the general population of the world.

#8. Rangers "Drive it like you stole it." belief.

#7. Road rage is Rangers friend.

#6. Thinks jaywalkers have a deep desire to play tag with whatever he's driving.

#5. Has a smart ass comment for everything.

#4. Loves playing the "Who Wouldn't I Fuck" game.

#3. Did I mention he hates people? A lot!

#2. Really wishes it was legal to shoot idiots.

And the number one reason why Ranger shouldn't be allowed in public.

#1. He's not on meds yet.

~Ranger

Top 10 Reasons why Moving in With Jay is a Good Thing

10) The purchase of a Liberator Esse
9) Kathy will have a full time job in London
8) We will be able to purchase a 4 poster king size bed for xmas
7)Kathy gets out of a mold infested house (healthier lifestyle)
6) A gym membership for two
5) Spending much more time together
4) Lots and lots of hiking/ great outdoors
3) Jason gets to find a job he loves
2) Bigger appartment

AND- the number 1 reason why moving in with Jay is a good thing:
1) SEX SEX SEX AND MORE SEX

~Kathy~