anyone have any bawdy limericks they might like to share. most folks it seems have them tucked away in the back of thier heads.

this one was told to me by a ww2 vet. it stuck right away lol.

You can dip your wick in a WAC*
You can ride the crest of a WAVE*
Or sit in the sand. and do it by hand.

and buy bonds with the money you save.

(*during ww2 women in the air corps (wacs) and in the navy (referred to as waves).. dated and moldy references sure)

so dredge out those oldie but moldies and share away.

cheers
Nigel.

An oldie but a goodie.

There once was a man from nantucket
His dong was so long he could suck it
To save himself trouble, he put it in double
And instead of coming, he went

There once was a man from Bengal
Who swore he had only one ball
Then two little bitches
Pulled down his britches
And saw he had no balls at all

another guy from nantucket.....

there once was a man from nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin...as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear were a cunt, i could fuck it!!"

old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone

when mother hubbard bent over, rover came over

and gave her a bone of his own.

there once was a lass from Yore

who allowed the sailors to score

but not in her dreams, would she fuck the marines

you could say she's rotten to the corps.....

Here's a few good ones I found

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

Eh, the best I know is in Emilian dialect, would not know where to start translating it in italian, let alone english, pity.

Ohhhh,
i love limericks.
Here are a few from my collection:

There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.

There was a young dentist Malone
who had a charming girl patient alone.
But in his depravity
he filled the wrong cavity,
God, how his practice has grown!

There was a young Rabbi from peru,
Who was vainly attempting to screw,
His wife said "Oi vey",
If you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you do.

There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew,
"Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you."

Love,
Basil