1.) even after the scorpion incident, i never wear underwear.

2.) i'm infatuated with women's erect nipples, nothing better than a THO.

3.) i usually leave the keys in my car

4.) i always buy a "tank" or rectangular watch...never a round one

5.) i always suck the clitoris, rarely lick it.

6.) i haven't eaten anything sweet or used sugar since 1972.

1) even after a colleague dashed a bucket of cold water on my white t-short for a transparent effect I never wear a bra.

2) I am also infatuated with women erect nipples, starting from my own.

3) I usually loose ANY keys in my flat and run around in panic for ten minutes looking for them every time I go out

4) I don´t wear a watch, after I lost the fifth or sixth.

5) I mostly lick a cock, seldom suck it

6) I haven´t gone to a hairdresser sice 1998

1. I never wear a watch - ever.
2. I like to cut farts in the middle of crowds.
3. I am not turned on by breasts.
4. I will not answer or talk on my cell phone while driving - period.
5. My favorite thing to do is people watch in crowded, tourist places.
6. I still play with Legos.

1. Ajay and Snowflake would love my nipples, even when they aren't, they look erect.

2. I hate fast food, except Taco Bell.(Pizza does not count.)

3. I bought a Blackberry last year, and have never used it.

4. I'm so scared of heights, I have refused to go skiing in almost 10 years.

5. I hate to cook.

6. I will not drink tap water.

1. I haven't worn a bra in 12 months
2. Terrified of heights
3. love house painting
4. would love to try going naked on a secluded beach
5. Hate mobile phones
6. love meditation

1. I can't cook unless I have the T.V. on, but I don't really listen or watch it.
2. I like to separate mixed vegetables before I eat them.
3. I only give B.J.'s in the summer.
4. I go to bed in the nude, but put P.J.'s on to walk to the bathroom. (That's really not very strange - I only do it so I don't freak out the kids.)
5. I usually forget to put at least one holiday decoration away, so at any given time I have a Valentines Day, Easter and Christmas decoration on display.
6. I don't think I'm really strange at all, since I can't come up with a 6th strange thing.

1. i havent worn a bra my entire life. (and it shows!)

2. im fixated on old british sports cars

3. where i go. the dogs do too (usually)

4. i also refuse to wear a watch

5. i enjoy a good pipe (how ward cleaver is that?)

6. i really dont enjoy alcohol.

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Originally posted by ajay:
5.) i always suck the clitoris, rarely lick it.

***DROOL***

Anyway...

1. I love to cook, and think I'm better than my Mom and Nana.
2. I can identify the make of cars easily at night by the shape of their headlights.
3. My mind is a trash basket of useless facts. B says I'd do great on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or something like it.
4. I also love women with erect nipples!
5. LOVE reality TV...guilty pleasure!
6. Won't eat anything that looks like a giant booger (snails, mussels, oysters, etc.)

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Originally posted by Nigel:
1. i havent worn a bra my entire life. (and it shows!)

I'll bet you have cute man boobs Nigel

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Originally posted by Phoenix:

6. Won't eat anything that looks like a giant booger (snails, mussels, oysters, etc.)

Sure glad I ate my mussels before I read your post Phoenix (need a chunder smilie)

1. I have not read or seen anything related to the Harry Potter phenomenon
2. Love mexican food, but I can't stand flan (the texture grosses me out)
3. I like having my cock licked much more than sucked
4. I am fascinated with the lovely nipples of Snowflake, Sexy 40s, and SSM, and I'm pretty damn sure I'd be fascinated with those owned by Silk and Phoenix (wanna prove me wrong? )
5. I have no desire to see Ajay's, Nigel's or Freddy's nipples
6. I still don't own an iPod

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3. I only give B.J.'s in the summer.

i find that really interesting...another reason to like the warm weather here.

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6. i really dont enjoy alcohol.

"don't Bogart that joint my friend"...great old song

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1. Ajay and Snowflake would love my nipples, even when they aren't, they look erect.

now you need to back that up!!

1) I refuse to watch anything on TV that I can't learn something from (garbage TV)
2) I panic when Im lost
3) I can't barbeque without having a drink
4) I can't perform cunninglingus without including her anus in the process
5) I can't leave dirty dishes in the sink
6) Im obsessed with watching a woman masturbate

1) I can not stand a messy kitchen or bathroom
2) I hate oatmeal, it tastes the way paint smells to me.
3) I love to drink, just not anything classified as girl drink, sweet, or mixed with excessive juice.
4) Could write my PhD in procrastination, if I could ever get it started.
5) Irritates me beyond belief when a sock goes missing after laundry
6) I lick and suck...

Ohh oh! One more:

I am aparently the only human being who hates Billy Joel's "Piano Man". Not sure why, but I can't stand that song.

1. I also never ever wear a watch

2. I have a weird phobia of wrists (I can't touch my own but I wear bracelets)

3. I've worn a ring that my parents gave me for my First Communion since I was 7 (14 years)

4. Even after a night out drinking I have to read a few chapters of a book before I go to sleep even if I don't remember what I read in the morning

5. I much prefer kids movies to normal ones

6. I have a fantastic memory for names, faces, numbers and random, completely useless facts but routinely fail to remember to do things that I'm supposed to do.

I can think of a few more but I'll stop there