Day 1.

The great evil has entered our home... and it has already taken the place of honor next to the TV. I'm not quite sure what exactly it desires, but I know deep down in my heart of hearts that it will not consume me. I must remain strong and true to my ideals. It sits there waiting and watching. I have already sampled from its interactiveness and it chills me to the core. I'm not sure exactly how but I must defeat this abomination.

~Ranger

Methinks it requires daily worshipping of the wand-waving variety. Give in to your hedonistic desires!

Ranger beware. some strange Japanese men in a Smart car might stop by and ask to commune with your great evil.

beware BEWARE

N.

quote:

Give in to your hedonistic desires!

No,no Ranger, don't, be strong, that will lead you to the dark side!!! (oh but wait,he is already a part time sith lord... oh well, then)

Day 2.

The evil continues to gain a more solid hold on those in the house... everyone... except the baby perhaps has been drawn to the eerie green glow of its power button. I fear the other systems may revolt at anytime. Vigilance is the true key in maintaining the superiority of X-Box and X-Box 360. I'll continue to monitor the goings on and report regularly.

~Ranger

Day 2 Addendum:

The afeared one was nearly conquered today when the so-called evil provided the weather forecast.

"That is the coo.... it's the devil."

"You almost called that the coolest thing ever."

"It's the devil."

"I love you honey."

"It's the devil."

"Is that all you can say anymore?"

"It's the devil."

~Ang

...

(falls from the chair and laughs herself to death)

Day 3.

It's the devil... 'nuff said.

~Ranger

Day 4 and 5.

The evil has not managed to catch my attention these past two days. I believe my will power is growing. However... I think even as I type this the evil is watching me, waiting... always waiting.

~Ranger

Just wait until it starts to glow blue where you put the disks in...creepy! I think it demands sacrifices...

hate to tell you this Ranger....they are working on an adult sex program for the system.

your days are numbered until you're replaced....LOL!!!

quote:

Originally posted by ajay:
they are working on an adult sex program for the system.

Damn.. I may have to cave in to the diabolatration of Nintendo.

I should look to making the Om Wii compatible.

good idea you think?

heheh
Nigel.

Only reason it's not tempted him in the last two days is because I haven't been home when he has, instead working all damn night long helping a friend who is the IT manager for the local newspaper move all the computers to the new building and get them set up.

This meant no wifey playing Zelda while he has to sit and watch from his little corner, peeking over the top of his laptop and pretending not to watch enviously.

With that said, I'm going to go get a reasonable amount of sleep for the first time in almost four days.

~Ang

Wait. you havent been there? YOU LEFT HIM ALONE WITH IT?

oh man. i fear his credibility is shot all to hell.

so Ranger. how is the Wii? I once knew a secret drinker, are you a secret gamer?

ach! such allegations.
cheers
Nigel.