Ok sports fans, hehehehehe, welcome to my own little corner of the world where the sky is as mauve as the grass, that way noone knows when to stop mowing. What the hell is mauve anyway??? But seriously... wow I just used the word seriously... I think I may have a fever. This is where y'all can come to get little tidbits of wisdom from the one person that should never be allowed to voice his opinion on anything, (remember... I'm heavily medicated, so indulge me). Anywho... first subject...
HOW TO AQUIRE A FAN-CLUB.
Step One: Recruit minions, lackeys or thugs. Or any combination of the aforementioned miscreants.
Step Two: Have aforementioned miscreants make posters, flyers, and banners proclaiming your greatness.
Step Three: Develop a gimmick of some sort, such as... witty remarks, keenful insight into the world around or mind control powers. Preferably mind control powers (You will love the Ranger, the Ranger is good).
Step Four: Collect Underpants... I mean... Have aforementioned miscreants "Creatively Aquire" suitable means of funding your headquarters, Clubhouse, Evil Lair or Secret Lab.
Step Five: Once steps one through four have been met... the world will be yours, thus giving you a 6 billion plus fanclub.
Oh great and powerful Ranger, I seek your wisdom...
How do I convince Bonkmaster to stop trying to have gay sex with me?
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freddy's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Ranger, especially!
Oh wise Ranger, how does one defeat the palace level of Lego Star Wars for Game Cube?
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Well... since I own that game on X-Box and not Game Cube... and my X-Box and the majority of the games are still in transit from Korea... I have no idea... My advice to you... Get any of the Burnout line of racing games, get blind stinking drunk and try to play the game. Very fun times.
Hmm... well being as Freddy is of the species commonly refered to as North American Domesticated Male, it's not likely to happen. You see, the North American Domesticated Male has a inborn need to describe when they make poopie. Ang has spent the last 6 years studying a North American Domesticated Male in it's natural environment, maybe she can shed more light on the inner workings of their life cycle.
