Have you ever had one of these questionnaires emailed to you? Usually friends send one to a bunch of people to get to know their friends better. It's kind of long but it could be fun. Here's one I got:

Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's
what you're supposed to do.....and try not to be LAME and spoil the fun!
Just give in. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it into a new
e-mail that you can send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you.
Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know*INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about
Your friends. It is fun and easy.



1. If you were a crayon would color would you be?

2. Have you ever shoplifted?

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to:

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms?

5. What is your favorite donut?

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it?

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant?

8. Have you ever stolen a library book?

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself?

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim?

11. Do you shower at night or morning?

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body?

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit?

14. What unique talent or skill do you have?

15. Are you a lefty or a righty?

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet?

17. Sherbet or Sherbert?

18. What is your favorite candy?

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be?

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex?

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms?

22. How many tickets have you gotten?

23. What is your favorite cereal?

24. How many drinks to you have in a week?

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up?

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you?

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker?

28. Have you ever peed in the shower?

29. Diet or Regular Soda?

30. What was your first car?

31. Can you change a car tire?

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time?

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise?

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer?

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to?


OK... now everyone take 5 minutes and fill this out and send it to your
friends....

Here are my answers:


1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? Flesh

2. Have you ever shoplifted? Yes

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: Harvey Keitel

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? If nature calls and if it is empty.

5. What is your favorite donut? Dunkin� Donuts Strawberry Frosted

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? Yep.

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? Yes, but I pretended it wasn�t there.

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? Yes. It was �Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask�. I was too embarrassed to check it out so I slipped it in my book bag.

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? Yes. Yuck!

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? Yes.

11. Do you shower at night or morning? Morning usually sometimes night during the school year (have to get kids up early).

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? Roof of my mouth.

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? Neil Diamond � The Jazz Singer

14. What unique talent or skill do you have? I can Juggle, I can make people laugh, I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue.

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Lefty

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? Sherbet

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? SherbEt. No �r�.

18. What is your favorite candy? Twizzlers.

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? My wife (just kidding) (not really)

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? Who Doesn�t?

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? Yes.

22. How many tickets have you gotten? Four speeding. Five parking.

23. What is your favorite cereal? Fruity Pebbles.

24. How many drinks do you have in a week? 4 - 7

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up? 16

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? No. At least not in the same order.

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? Yes.

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? Yes, but don�t tell anyone.

29. Diet or Regular Soda? Diet

30. What was your first car? 1978 Ford Fairmont.

31. Can you change a car tire? Yes.

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? Just over $800.00. It was in a rubber band on a ride at amusement park.

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? Enterprise

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? Yes.

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to? West End Girls � Pet Shop Boys

Okay I'll give it a go.

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? ~ Red

2. Have you ever shoplifted? ~ Yes.

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: Don't know. I like naked people ususally.

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? ~ If I need to yes.

5. What is your favorite donut? ~ Don't eat them so much. possibly a plain cinnamon donut

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? ~ If it was in my house, yes probably.

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? ~ Yes

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? ~ I'm ashamed to say yes.

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? ~ Not that I can think of.

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? ~ Yep, lots of times.

11. Do you shower at night or morning? ~ Either and sometimes both.

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? ~ Nape of my neck.

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? ~ Oh I have stacks of those but I'm not really embarrassed as such. I've copped flak on this board for owning up to a Best Of KC and The Sunshine Band.

14. What unique talent or skill do you have? ~ I make great pancakes, I can raise one eyebrow ummm I don't really know.

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? ~ Righty, although I've learnt to do things left handed that I never thought I could.

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? ~ Ice cream but I love gelati...

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? ~ Sherbet

18. What is your favorite candy? ~ Skittles or citrus fruit jubes or chocolate or...sweet tooth!

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? ~ This is a toughie, the idea doesn't exactly come naturally to me. I have thought of exterminating a few folk who abuse kids but in the end I couldn't kill anyone unless they posed a direct threat to one of my loved ones. Even then, who know? Could I do it?

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? ~ Never, should I?

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? ~ No

22. How many tickets have you gotten? ~ None

23. What is your favorite cereal? ~ Just Right

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? ~ 3 or 4 glasses of red wine

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up? ~ Illegally young.

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? ~ Oh sure.

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? ~ Yep.

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? ~ Yes

29. Diet or Regular Soda? ~ regular

30. What was your first car? ~ Never owned a car

31. Can you change a car tire? ~ Possibly if I could get the nuts undone

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? ~ $50.00

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? ~ This is a car?

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? ~ Yes, love it!

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to? ~ American Pie

Oooo Oooo my turn!

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? Aqua or turquoise

2. Have you ever shoplifted? Yes when I was younger I stole a pack of stickers from a magazine Ahhhh the shame!

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: Close toss up between my mom and my old boss YUCK!

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? Before I got pregnant never now if I gotta go I gotta go

5. What is your favorite donut? Tim Hortons Banana filled or their maccarron crunch timbits

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? Depends which floor it fell on!

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? Yes but it's usually mine ! heehee

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? nope

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? nope don't ever do that anyway YUCK

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? YES *hangs head in shame*

11. Do you shower at night or morning? MOrning but sometimes at night too especially if I'm going out.

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? My tummy

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? Clay Aiken - measure of a man

14. What unique talent or skill do you have? I hear voices!

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? Ice cream mint choc chip mmmm yummy *starts drooling*

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? Sherbet

18. What is your favorite candy? English chocolate, Polo mints

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? My current boss

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? sometimes

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? YES!!!

22. How many tickets have you gotten? One

23. What is your favorite cereal? Wheetos

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? None very rarely go out or drink at home

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up? 17

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? nope

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? umm... do I gotta answer this?? Yes quite a few

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? Of course

29. Diet or Regular Soda? whatever I grab not too fussed and don't drink too much pop anyways

30. What was your first car? 88 toyota Camry although technically wasn't mine...MINE ALL MINE is my 03 toyota echo ( my baby)

31. Can you change a car tire? nope thats what roadside assistance is for they have families to feed too you know!

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? 50 quid

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? HUH?

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? When I'm drunk or no-ones around OF COURSE!!

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to?
SAve a horse ride a cowboy - Big and Rich


Now you guys know WAY too much about me!

#33 if I've finally figured it enterprise but thats cos I've not really seen falcon If I'm wrong I guess I'm an idiot and bs-ing! Heehee

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? Coal Black

2. Have you ever shoplifted? Nope

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: My football team. My army platoon, a few people at the nudest beach, the next door lady when she fell and "I" hand to go pick her up from her bathroom floor! YUCK!

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? Only on the floor, the toilets are never clean.

5. What is your favorite donut? I like the holes

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? yeppers

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? yes

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? nope

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? yep

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? nope but I pissed on my pet parakeet when I was about 5.

11. Do you shower at night or morning? both

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? nipple

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? George Michale

14. What unique talent or skill do you have?
I have really, really good aim.

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Ambidextrous

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? Sherbet

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? Sherbet

18. What is your favorite candy? Thin mint

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? HA HA HA HA HA

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? nope

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? yep

22. How many tickets have you gotten? None! and now that I say that I'll get 50

23. What is your favorite cereal? wheaties

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? most of the time none. Sometimes tooooooo many!

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up? 12

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? Hell YES!

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? Do bosses count? yes

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? yes

29. Diet or Regular Soda? yes

30. What was your first car? 1973 International Scout with the roof cut off.

31. Can you change a car tire? yes

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? Before or after I told them to drop it?

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? Enterprise D

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? Only when I have enough to say I don't remember

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to?

"She won't let me Fuck" by Afro man

Only because Tigz reminded me of it when she said "Save a horse ride a cowboy"

Now it's stuck in my head!!!!!

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? Orange.

2. Have you ever shoplifted? Oh my gawd yes.

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: Father.

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? Fuck NO!

5. What is your favorite donut? Apple fritter.

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? No way.

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? On more than one occasion, I'm afraid.

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? Never.

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? Never.

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? Yes, and those with bad aim, too!

11. Do you shower at night or morning? Whenever I stink, but always in the morning, regardless.

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? Anus.

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? Kenny G. Live

14. What unique talent or skill do you have? 22" cock I can bend in the shape of a horseshoe. Actually, I have no special skills, whatsoever.

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Lefty.

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? Ice cream!!!

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? 'ert.

18. What is your favorite candy? Marzapan from Sees Candies!

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? George Bush hands down.

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? Quite the opposite.

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? Silent and deadly, baby!

22. How many tickets have you gotten? Two in my entire life. One in the last 24 years.

23. What is your favorite cereal? Crunch Berries.

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? 3-4 beers. 2-3 glasses of wine.

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up? 17.

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? Earlier.

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? Heck yes.

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? This afternoon, in fact.

29. Diet or Regular Soda? Diet.

30. What was your first car? 1973 Mercury Capri - yellow.

31. Can you change a car tire? Quicker than you can!

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? Like, on the street? 10 bucks.

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? Falcon rules.

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? The worst!

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to? "Young Guns," by Wham

You guys are TOO funny! I'm glad I asked.

Boy, the things you learn about people.

Wham, huh? Too funny. I know all the lyrics to "Everything She Wants" from Make it Big.

Why of course!

The U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D

Was the fifth Federation starship to bear the name Enterprise it was launched on stardate 40752.5 (2363) from the Utopia Planitia Fleet Yard. This starship was a Galaxy class starship composed of 42 decks and an overall length of 641 meters. It was under the command of Captain Jean-luc Picard for most of it's service. In 2369 the Enterprise-D was briefly put under the commandment of Captain Edward Jellico. It was later destroyed in 2372 by a Klingon Bird of Prey under the command of the Duras sister's.

Any more silly questions?

We definately know too much of each other, but.....

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? purple

2. Have you ever shoplifted? Yes, on my high-school graduation luncheon at Knott's Berry Farm. I hang my head in shame

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: Ron Jeremy

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? If I have to go badly enough, and it's not too disgusting.

5. What is your favorite donut? Crumb

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? Freddy, you LIE! We have the "5 second" rule, where you have 5 seconds to pick it up and dust it off. Although we usually use that for home, not public places.

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? Can there be any other answer other than "YES"?

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? Never

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? Sorry, missed out on that thrilling event.

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? Definately!

11. Do you shower at night or morning? Both

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? My clit

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? Not a huge collector.

14. What unique talent or skill do you have? I'm a licensed Cosmotologist. Basically, I cut hair.

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? Ice Cream! Yum!

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? Sherbert

18. What is your favorite candy? All candy that is sour, like sour licorice. I've started salivating just thinking about it

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? Can't fathom it.

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? Definately NOT!

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? Definately NOT!

22. How many tickets have you gotten? Way too many, and my step-day worked for LAPD! You would of thought I would of gotten out of them. They would ask too many questions, and I'd get pissed off and just tell them "Just give me that damn ticket!"

23. What is your favorite cereal? Count Chocola

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? 0, Designated driver since I was 25.

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up? 18

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? No

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? Yes

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? Yes

29. Diet or Regular Soda? Regular

30. What was your first car? 1979 Honda Civic

31. Can you change a car tire? Never had too, but I think I could.

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? 20 bucks

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? Enterprise

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? Yes

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to? YMCA

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? Brown, don't ask me why, it's always been my favorite.

2. Have you ever shoplifted? nope

3. Name a person you�ve seen naked that you never really wanted to: ex-boyfriend's dad...ugh

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms?When ya gotta, ya gotta, I don't make a habit of it.

5. What is your favorite donut?chocolate cake glazed

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? Only at home, son does it all the time and the 10 second rule does not apply (for him anyway)

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant?Not that i've been aware of.

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? No

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? not a lugey, but i drooled on myself at a job interview last month...derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim? Unfortunately.

11. Do you shower at night or morning? Either/Or, depends on if i'm gonna get lucky or not.

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? Base of neck along sides.

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? Brittany Spears first one

14. What unique talent or skill do you have?Good BJ's ??????

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? Ice cream

17. Sherbet or Sherbert? sherbert

18. What is your favorite candy? Reese's peanut butter cups

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? brother in law

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex?Ummmm NO

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms?No, us women don't do that you know. HA HA

22. How many tickets have you gotten?1

23. What is your favorite cereal?Captain crunch

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? None--Pregnant AGAIN

25. How old were you when you gave �it� up?18

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? Never

27. Have you ever made out with a coworker?yes

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? Not lately

29. Diet or Regular Soda? diet, when not prego

30. What was your first car? '97 dodge neon

31. Can you change a car tire? Never have, but I know the process, or I'll just flash my huge boobs to the men driving by so they'll help me!!

32. What�s the most amount of money you�ve ever found at one time? $5 whoo hoo

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? I guess i'll go with the Enterprise

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? Only when drunk!

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to? Angel--Sarah Mclaughlin. Sorry its lame.

If you flash huge boobs while I'm driving by,

You'd have to apologize to the person who rear ends my truck!

1. If you were a crayon would color would you be? Purple

2. Have you ever shoplifted? No, unless you count armed robbery

3. Name a person you've seen naked that you never really wanted to: 3/4's of the people on the beach in Martinque

4. Do you poop in public bathrooms? Only when traveling

5. What is your favorite donut? Krispy Kreme chocalate covered glazed

6. Would you eat an M&M you dropped on the floor if no one saw it? No

7. Have you ever had a hair in your food at a restaurant? Yes

8. Have you ever stolen a library book? No

9. Have you ever accidentally hocked a lugey on yourself? No, but have had a couple of sneezes get away from me.

10. Have you ever been the victim of a bird with really good aim?
Not that I'm aware of.

11. Do you shower at night or morning? Always morning, soak in the tub most evenings.

12. What is the most sensitive part of your body? Nipples

13. What CD do you own that you would be embarrassed to admit? The Very Best of Meatloaf

14. What unique talent or skill do you have?
Making flower arrangements for friends

15. Are you a lefty or a righty? Right

16. Ice Cream or Sherbet? You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream


17. Sherbet or Sherbert? See 16

18. What is your favorite candy? caramel

19. If you could kill anyone and get away with it, who would it be? Osama

20. Do you feel sick and ashamed after sex? Absolutely not!

21. Do you feel free to fart in loud crowded rooms? Absolutely not!

22. How many tickets have you gotten? 2 speeding tickets

23. What is your favorite cereal? Granola

24. How many drinks to you have in a week? Probably average 1 glass of wine a night

25. How old were you when you gave it up? 18

26. If you had to do it all over again, would you? It was time.


27. Have you ever made out with a coworker? Not as an adult

28. Have you ever peed in the shower? No

29. Diet or Regular Soda? Don't drink soda.

30. What was your first car? Toyota Camry

31. Can you change a car tire? If forced to. Road side service would be my first choice.

32. What's the most amount of money you;ve ever found at one time?
$20

33. Millennium Falcon or Enterprise? Enterprise

34. Do you consider yourself a good dancer? Compared to my husband, yes!

35. What is the first song that comes to mind that you know all of the words to?
RESPECT by Aretha Franklin

I scream, You scream, we all scream for ice cream!!!!!

I haven't heard that in years!!!

LOL Thanks for the memories Silk!

Mondays and Tuesdays we all scream for Sundaes...I had reason to be looking up the lyrics to this and some other great songs (Egyptian Ella) , Icecream.
and yes Silky, I have it on CD!