As if any man needed a reason to shoot his load in a female’s face, recent studies found that a powerful anti-oxidant in human sperm diminishes wrinkles and smooths the skin. The spermine found in human semen is now being synthesized in labs and sold by Norwegian company, Bioforskning.

The spermine facials cost around $250 and are being offered at local New York spa, Townhouse. (Conveniently, they also offer snail secretion facials for $175.) Alternatively, no doubt any philanthropic, heterosexual male would also be willing to provide the service free of charge.


I'm waiting for my wife to read the email I sent here.

I always knew that it was good for me!....I'll stick to the free (never ending) supply my husband gives me! Whats with us Norwegian people and our fascination with keeping those wrinkles at bay by WHATEVER means possible???

Wow Cuervo, you've been very busy being the studious student of sexual findings, haven't
you?! If it is true, I'll be harvesting Freddy to make a mint, I tell ya!