Okay, this story is to a minute target audience. You'd have to be a nerdy gamer to really get this but it was just too funny of a thought not to share it. So if you play or know someone who does, please share this with them.

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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought these stories were true until one day...

I'm a 5' 8" voluptuous blonde. I sport a hefty and, dare I say, 'firm' rack for my age. I certainly have been known to turn a head or two; both men and women ;-) but who wouldn't when you suddenly appear from time to time in nothing but painted-on spandex. It just doesn't work unless you are in a gym these days. And if one more pervert walks up to me and says, "for what?" I'm going to serve him is balls in a fruit smoothie. "It's a 4 you prick, F-O-U-R!"

Anyway, one day there I was in my usual position, the back of the ranks. Yep, stuck babysitting again. This time it was the paramedic, a couple of pussy blades, claws, and fangs rejects (with a collective defense just barely strong enough to fend off a paint ball gun) and a vampire lackey, dumb as a box of rocks.

I was there just chattin' it up with the undead bitch about nails and shit when I noticed Firelord. And I do mean 'noticed'. I mean sure he just barrelled 6 clicks of damage up Persuader's ass. But he looked like he was sportin' the Magic Stick, if you know what I mean; certainly enough to persuade this girl. Oh sure, I'm no stranger to really hot guys but Johnny is my brother and that is so gross; except for that time mom and dad went on that cruise but I digress. And yeah, Reed is good and all with the whole strechy thing but, they don't call him "Reed" for nothing.

Anyway, I couldn't wait another minute and I really wasn't being called on to do anything else, as usual. So I made my exit from my little band of mouth-breathers as they swapped cutlery stories and decided to show my new flame just how noticeable an invisible girl can be.

When I got to him he was warm to the touch and a little out of breath. He was hovering at just the right height for me to see just how god-like he was, eye to eye. I ran the back of my fingers along the thin yellow fabric of his costume and he instantly reacted. I watched in amazement as his rod tented the material (sometimes these costumes can be as restricting as sweatpants on a teenaged boy in a panty raid). I hooked my finger in the seam of his Xandarian jockeys and freed his throbbing bo staff. His white pupiless eyes rolled back in his head, I think.

His dick was huge, there is no question this guy is seriously undervalued. I remained invisible, it was a great effect and besides there was no concealing how wet I was in Avalon Blue. I licked the tip of his cock as the first bit of precum surfaced. Incalculable stamina? Right. This fella wasn't going to last long, I took great satisfaction in this yet hoped he was a fast rebounder. It must have been a sight to see having my sizzling boy-toy hovering lazily in the air while he got the knob gobbling of a lifetime. It's a good fucking thing this suit is flame retardant.

When I cupped his balls he let out a low gutteral moan. His hands reached down. With one he found my face and caressed it with appreciation. The other he used to grab the base of his muscle and stroked the length of it, fucking my mouth. I couldn't stand it I was so horny by this time. I rubbed my clit hard through my costume, stupid monkey suit affords me no direct access. I found myself riding his leg like a dog in heat, the point of his boot fit nicely between my thighs. His cock head grew harder and larger in my mouth, I feared I wouldn't be able to breathe soon but I didn't care. Then suddenly he lurched and my tongue felt the onslaught of his goo pumping into me. My throat was glutted with my lover's intersteller jism. I arched my back and came hard on his pink latex boot. We both collapsed in some hindering terrain for some much deserved rest.

I made myself visible to him and he helped me slip out of my sweaty uniform. One look at my hard naked ass and his bo staff ignited the brush around us. My hero effortlessly lifted me to the safety of a nearby box car when I noticed Reed rubbernecking the whole incident. He didn't appear upset at all. With a sly smile I invited him over with a gesture. He patted Pyreus on the back suggested little double penetration action. No one extends an invitation quite like Reed...

my boyfriend is a gamer!
he is going to love this!
alas, i am still stuck on space invaders!
i'll get to Halo one day.

rainie