Hello again, its me, Coffee....

So, Tea and I are in the middle of planning my 2 week R&R coming up in March. Right now we are looking at heading over to London and I can't begin to explain how excited we both are!
There are so many fantasies running through my head about this trip. I wonder if we will actually get out and be tourists, or if we will just barricade ourselves in the hotel room.
Here are a few things I fantasize about and who knows..perhaps someone here can help me along.

6 hour flight to London. Who hasn't thought of joining the Mile High Club. But I am thinking of just playing around in the seats. Perhaps with a remote controlled vibrator? Wonder if I can get that past TSA! hahaha
While in London I would like to go take a ride on the London Eye (really big ferris wheel). More importantly, I have dreams of having sex on the London Eye.
Taking a day trip into Paris and riding the train through the channel tunnel. Again, having sex aboard the train while cruising along at 186 mph!!! Sounds fun to me!

I was wondering if anyone here had any insight as to sites to see while in London. Anything outside of the normal "touristy" places?
Tea and I have also talked about going to a club while in London. Maybe something adult oriented...who knows!

Coffee...OUT!

Hi Coffee, sure hope you get to try out some of your fantasies, they sound like a lot of fun.

You should try to catch a play while in London. They have the best selection of plays in the world with quality actors. You can get in affordably and while new york rules for big budget shows london rules for plays. You will be in the picadilly circus area BUT don't eat there... long waits and lots of nothing restaurants.

While in that area go check out Saville Row. There is no more notable fassion street in the world for men than Saville Row.

I recomend a visit to the Tate .. it is a unique experience of modern art in a unique building.

If you are interested in a museum the British Museum is one of the best. I will never forget seeing the Rosseta Stone.

FYI the chunnel to Paris is a little more than a day trip and not all that great. Lots of security. I'd more recomend a car drive out of London to see the country side OR take a train north and that way you'll also see one of the tremendous British Train stations. Perhaps Stratford Uppon Avon for a play... best place in world to see Shakespare.

The tower of london is good for what it is. Nice docents and lots of security. Lots of armor and old buildings ... not so worth it IMHO.

R&R implies a serviceman. So you may may not want to see the British War museum. Some of the greatest collections of military history in the world. They even have a Tiger Tank and a DISTURBING recreation of a WWI trench - humidity, sound, smell, and all. While in that neibhorhood there is a good Film museum.

Enjoy the strength of the pound... it hurts oh so bad.