Where do you have the best sex? Is it always in the bedroom? Nah! Let's see where all the Exhibitionist are, and find out where most of you get hot and bothered!

[ July 16, 2003, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Eddy ]

We have sex in lots of different places, most of the time it's just in either our living room or our bedroom. One of my absolute favorites, though, is on the stairs. It's absolutely perfect for doggie-style! One time on the kitchen cupboard was nice, too.

I'm actually going to start pushing for some alternative places, such as a return to some car sex and even out on our backyard lawn, after eveyone's asleep. There's a jr. high school across the street that's vacated for summer, which might make an interesting place as well.

hmmm exhibitionistic tedencies...... Before we were married we were extremely uhhh... outgoing. We christened places such as every state on I 80 from New Jersey to Califonia, Mardi gras in N.O., several bars, and random other acts of indecency. Now after seven years of marriage we have slowed down. The thought of explaining to the babysitter why we were late and with a police escort usually curtails our activities. However we do get "out and about" once in awhile. Two of our recent adventures were pretty memorable; First, we live on a tropical island in the micronesian island chain. There are caves all over the island that were dug by the japanese during WW2, we found them to be an amazing place for our play with the thrill of exhibitionism, but almost no real danger of getting caught. The second was more of a "well we have to do it its a once in a lifetime chance". Last December the island was ravaged by Super typhoon Pongsona (pronounced Pongsonwa) For 20 hours we were beaten by sustained winds of 185MPH and gusts of over two hundred. How could we pass on this wonderful oportunity. After drinking way to much alchohol we not so discretely abandoned our guests at the typhoon party and stepped outside. we fought against the wind to find a semi secluded place (the far side of a playground in our development) where we were not quite sheltered from the wind and rain, Quickly we stripped to nothing and started kissing, my wife went down on me for a couple of minutes and then stood up, turned around and took me inside of her. In these exciting conditions neither of us lasted very long. We dressed quickly and returned to our party wondering if anyone had noticed our absence, or maybe the shit eating grins on our faces....

[ July 23, 2003, 04:00 AM: Message edited by: wetwilly ]

What does one do when your little one comes a knockin'? Or better yet, how do you plan on not having your night disturbed? Tell us your secrets.....

Grit your teeth and bear it if your wee one is really young. But start networking now, girl!! Have a house full for a slumber party and wait for the reciprocating invitations. One night of a house full of kids may reap 5 or 6 invitations when you and Freddy can have an entire night together! Waiting for those precious nights willmake themeven more special.

We have the same problem with our little Chihuahua doggie, She has gotten in the way of several Susexful Lessons. We feel so bad sometimes putting her out of the room. lol

I have thought about that school also. Just have to time it during when it gets dark outside around 6pm, before they lock the gates. lol

I've had a couple of close calls with my little one. Usually wait til she's over at a friends but shes been known to come home early. Requires some quick manoevering under the covers!

The roof of our house lost it's cherry this holiday weekend. Only 5 or 6 cars passed by missing us in all of our glory.

I guess the old saying is true. "Hide things in plain sight and no one will ever find it!"

LOL It was fun.

I was looking for a post where I could post this and I thought this one was a better place than any. My boyfriend lives with his mom so when we have sex it's always there in his room while she's not there or while she is in another part of the house. (People think he's so old to be living with his mom but it's because their house is really big and he has to help her take care of the house and yard.) But this was our best experience EVER. I still get hot thinking about it!! We went out driving and running errands. We ended up taking a long country drive and the way back he started saying it's been awhile and how horny he was and telling me we should go right back to his house for some fun because his mom wouldn't be there. We were talking naughty all the way back for like a half hour I was so hot by the time we got back. His mom was outside in the yard so we thought "The coast was clear and she wouldn't hear us." We went right into his room and got busy. We didn't even have much foreplay at all. He went down on me for a little while and I returned the favor. I could have just gone off with him licking me. It was so HOT because it had been awhile and I REALLY needed it that day. (When you haven't had any for awhile and you need it bad that day it makes it hotter! LOL) Well he was saying he wanted to go at it doggie style on top of the covers. He likes standing by the bed while I'm knealing. I guess that's doggie style too. Well his door was locked and we heard someone right outside the door. He was whispering "OH NO I FORGOT!" (They were having the repair man there to work on the thermostat because it was broken.) When you open his bedroom door it's right next to the door. The bed is right near the door too. It was so close it was like being in the same room just with the door between us and he couldn't see us. Knowing he was there made us SOOO HOT! We could hear him working on the thermostat while he was pounding away from behind me. I'm getting tingly writing this. Just knowing that he was there and he maybe could hear us was really getting us going. There isn't a headboard on the bed but you could hear the mattress. He doesn't last long at all in bed so I always have to help him out. That's why he always likes standing behind me. I have to usually use a clit vibe or rub my clit while we're both going at it. When I heard him breathing hard like he was almost at his peak I started rubbing my clit but I was really getting into it. I was scared that I would moan out really loud and the repair guy would hear. So right when I went to scream out I grabbed two of the pillows from the bed and I put them into my mouth and screamed into the pillows. So it was really muffled I don't think he heard that but I knew I was going to get loud because when we were trying to be quiet through it all it got me so worked up. We were saying how great it was for days later and that we couldn't wait for the next repair guy to come to the house LOL. I couldn't really believed we did it with him right outside the door like that!!! It was so NAUGHTY! I felt embarrassed afterwards but it was soo hot that it was worth it. WINK. It wasn't like he could see us. The really funny part was later when we saw his mom. She made this cooment like "Do you know what was wrong with that guy?? He left in a big hurry and was acting so weird when he left." We almost died laughing but couldn't.(We did later when she wasn't there.) Has anyone else had a similar experience? When you know people know it makes it more FUN. (Was that other post about the people on the roof for real.) I couldn't believe that. I thought the cops would see them or they would fall off and really get hurt or fall through the ceiling.

This other time, this wasn't as hot as the repair guy time but it still was fun. We went to his work to pick up his paycheck. He works at this golf course in the country. The golf course is really big and it was a really nice day and there were a ton of people playing golf and walking by. It's a big construction site because they are building houses everywhere and the construction workers are always walking around. But he wanted to watch them build this house so he pulled over onto this dirt road. It was just made so the big trucks could get around the regular cars and the golf carts but it was right next to the house that they were building. I started playing with his pants and he said if you go down on me now it wouldn't take long at all. That's what we did. He has a big pick up and I gave him his in the truck while everyone was riding by. It was people he worked with and everything and no one knew what I was doing. I had to wait for him to return the favor until we got home. Now when we drive by his work we both have a secret about what we did there. I'm just glad his boss didn't catch him. He could have gotten fired.

Well this is a 2 part post i suppose.
Part 1 is about the different places to have sex.
I remember this one time, his boss was out of town but he said we could go and use his pool if we wanted to. Well we use it alright. We were having some fun (if you know what i mean) and all of a sudden the dogs started barking and then we heard the gate opening. It was the bosses parents come to check on the dogs. Man was that a time to be doing the nasty. I don't think they knew what we were really doing in the pool though.
We don't really have sex to much anymore but in the bedroom, but that's ok with me. Every once in a while we to do it on the sofa, but the sofa isn't wide enough anymore hehehe.

Part 2.
Knocking on the door is one thing the kids know they should do. I don't think we have ever gotten disturbed by the kids.
If we do it in the middle of the day we always tell the kids we are going to take a nap.

This topic is extra timely for us, as we had an incident two nights ago where our son woke up to go to the bathroom right as we were engaging in, uh, oral play. Luckily, he was so groggy and half asleep (plus it was dark), that he didn't catch on to what we were doing. This presents a conundrum of sorts. He's only six, so we don't want to shut our door and freak him out, but his room is right across from ours and so three steps from bed puts him in our door way. What should we do? I don't want us to have to muzzle ourselves and shlepping out to the living room isn't always the most comfortable solution (plus all our toys and devices like the swing and Bonker are not easily moved).

What do you do?

Two simple words amigo... Cow-Bell. Hehehe, just kidding. Hell the Bug makes so much noise even a deaf person could hear the little guy.

~Ranger

Gee Ranger, are you always this helpful?

Usually the little man sleeps like a log, but I suppose when you got to pee, you got to pee.

Thanks for thinking up a possible side idea though, that's why we love you so!